Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but since that wish was already wished for, by yourself. You're body was ripped to pieces due to a time paradox.

I wish that I could understand Russian.

Granted but only in Turkish

I wish my spam was more powerfull!

{{ I understand Russian since my language is kind of like it o.o }}

Wish granted but you that power is corruptible so you die o.o

I wish I can eat a soup with a fork xO

Wish granted but, you poke your eye out with the fork.

I wish I knew where I left my soul.

Granted, but knowing where you left it... you still can't go get it.

I wish that I was more learned in the art of medicinal healing.

Wish granted, but nothing in the world exists, and your purpose is meaningless in the Void.

I wish I was the Void.

Wish granted, but in becoming the void, you've lost all touch with reality and in one burst of insane thoughts you sealed yourself off, banishing yourself from every known plane of existence.

I wish I could control peoples dreams.

Granted, but they hated you for it and brutally murdered you with a plastic spoon.
I wish I could have any song I wanted on my iPod xD

Granted but the goverment realized that you were stealing songs and threw your ass in jail for it.

I wish I had a Dragon to hunt.

Granted, but the moment you confronted this Dragon, it disappeared into the Void.

I wish I was the only one who could wish anything.

Granted, but due to you stealing peoples wishes, they beat the shit out of you, releasing the wish energy back into the people of the world.

I wish that my Dragon came back from the Void.

Granted but your dragon's brain was left behind rendering it useless.
I wish I could go to a Disturbed concert. :X

Wish granted, but you're slaughtered in a mosh pit.

I wish nothing was able to sway me physically, emotionally or mentally.

Granted but you try become emo but you can so you try to kill yourself but can't so your turn into dust.


I wish i was a ghost buster

Granted but it backfires because when you die you turn into a ghost.
I wish I could get through char apps faster

Wish granted, but after each app. is approved, 10,000 more come your way.

I wish no one else could use my wish against me. (owned) >.>

Granted but people begin ignoring you out of frustration.
I wish for a banhammah1!

Wish granted but, while you were sleeping, the hammer fell over and hit you. Causing you to become banned from life.

I wish I could turn into a gerbil whenever I wanted to.

Granted, but you were forced to live in Djay's log cabin (On him, foo) For the rest of your life... you do not wanna know where it is
I wish for a wish that is a wish inside a wish that's... filled with wishyness?

Wish granted but, while you were looking away, somebody used your fancy paradox wish to wish for all paradoxes to end and therefore, your wish turned into a were-gerbil and killed you.

I wish I could use the force like Master Yoda.

Granted but you drop a house on ur self O__O

I wish...i wish... i was a fish

Granted, but this fish is currently in the Gulf of Mexico and you get BP'wned... and die.


I wish I had an Octocamo suit!

Wish granted but, while using it, you fell alseep and you were walked on by people until you died.

I wish I was Dr. Octogonapus.

granted but you only had one arm O.O

i wish my spam stuff was less popular O>O

Granted but the unpopular of today seems to be the new popular

I wish No More Heroes was a longer game than it is