Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted but you never get to read them neither see them cause your eyes go blind from the epicness of HQ.

I wish I had breakfast RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!

Granted, but it's 3 day old Coyote.

I wish I could sleep right now

Granted.

I wish I could come up with a way to corrupt Roze's wish ._.

Granted, she dies in her sleep o.o

I wish I could sing Sogeking song xD

Granted... but you get AID's as soon as you open your Mouth.

I... I... wish... for....*mumbles something* yeh... thats what I wish for...

Wish granted but you get AIDS and Brain tumor and Syphilis ._.

I wish I make something epic ._.

Granted but its an EPIC fail.

I wish for sharks with lazers.

:O :O :O Granted.

I wish for that too


P.S That used to be my Wow Arena team - SHARKS WIT LAZORS

Wish granted, but, Dr.Evil shoves you into a pool of them, and they blast your limbs off, and devour all the flesh of your being.

I wish for a Ravaging Panda of Impending Doom and Death.

I think you already might have it...

Spoiler:

But the sharingan takes control over it and pwns ya with it O_O

I wish for vanilla ice-cream

Granted but that Vanilla aint Vanilla... if you know what I'm saying "Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Honk Honk"

Wish i had some money right now.

Wish granted, but, the moment you receive the cash a car brushes a stream of water on you, and you drop it all into the sewers below you.

I wish Kanji would let me sit on his head freely, for an extensive period of time.

Granted, but he has head lice and they assault you, taking on a carnivorous turn they than rip your flesh apart.

I wish kanji didn't have carnivorous head lice

granted but they are exploding head lice

I wish i wasn't bored

Granted, but after half an hour you're totally bored again.

I wish I could never be bored.

granted but you die from a heart attack cause of the excitement.


I wish i wasn't bored again

Wish granted, but a year later you yourself become full of excitement and die from a heart-attack.

I wish I could never be excited.

granted but your love life sucks from now on


I wish for something

Granted but the something is a Stich look like Monster that humps everything and humps your arm to completion.

I wish for a Hoeville Cadillac

Granted but it crashes


I wish for dots

Granted... but those dots get really boring after a while.....

I wish for a Hot Nurse Assistant.

Granted but she dies in the first week


I wish for food

granted but its poisoned.

Granted but in your wish for nothing you become nothing


I wish for a fish

granted now close your legs!

I wish for pwnsome art skills.