Corrupt a Wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:01 pm

Granted but your hands get cut off.

I wish my last wish didn't get translated into tentacle rape. (doc has a f-ed up mind)

Posts : 80 Join date : 2010-07-06

Granted but instead of Tentacle Rape ( have no idea where you got that from) you get eaten alive by a school of Dolphins.

I wish for... a whip.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:24 pm

granted but you hang yourself

I wish for an ice cream cone

Posts : 80 Join date : 2010-07-06

Granted but it melts.

I wish for a kit kat.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:30 pm

granted but it's poisoned

I wish for another ice cream cone to replace the one that melted

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:13 pm

Granted but because I granted my own wish I blow up in a time paradox.

I wish I didn't blow up in a time paradox

Posts : 80 Join date : 2010-07-06

granted instead your a sucked into a place forgotten by time in the CENTER OF THE EARTH!

I wish for a Fish Taco.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:34 pm

Granted but you get food poisoning

I wish for a duck

Posts : 80 Join date : 2010-07-06

granted but its the annoying AFlack duck

I wish for a mecca boomstick.

Posts : 4 Join date : 2010-07-31

Granted, but it's AI is Yandere and kills every human you ever talk to.

I wish I had an M1911.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:12 am

Wish granted, but since it's too old it won't start shooting.

I wish for another page of "corrupt a wish" topic.

Posts : 80 Join date : 2010-07-06

Granted but your gonna have to wait

I wish for... the Toronto Maple Leafs to win a Stanley Cup in my life time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:08 pm

Granted, but you died from exitement.

I wish for a nice dog.