[02:28:51 05/08/10] Kanji : Heya
[02:30:07 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Yol.
[02:30:34 05/08/10] Kanji : How's it going?
[02:31:10 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Good Good.
[02:31:16 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : This place looks Dead.
[02:31:31 05/08/10] Kanji : Yeah... Kinda makes me sad
[02:31:46 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Shall we mourn?
[02:32:02 05/08/10] Kanji : Sure, let us make sweet mourning together >.>
[02:32:13 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Indeed.
[02:32:36 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : This isn't the first time, I, as a Doctor must act like a Priest.
[02:32:48 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Shall it be an Open Casket?
[02:32:59 05/08/10] Kanji : Yes, that would be best.
[02:33:25 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox orders the Casket from his place of work
[02:33:33 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Apprantly...
[02:33:58 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I am a Pimping Undertaking Drug Trafficking Priest Doctor
[02:34:08 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : according to Cailina at least.
[02:34:14 05/08/10] Kanji : Best job ever
[02:34:17 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I have no idea where she got that idea.
[02:34:21 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Indeed.
[02:34:30 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : My wallet is always full.
[02:34:34 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Flowers?
[02:34:34 05/08/10] Kanji : Must have a very awesome work week
[02:34:50 05/08/10] Kanji : Of course flowers >.>
[02:34:59 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Rose's?
[02:35:06 05/08/10] Kanji : Also, maybe some very sexy women... To add some flavor to the area xD
[02:35:18 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh of coarse.
[02:35:25 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox call his Hoes
[02:35:43 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now Hoes you won't be screwin' at the moment.
[02:35:58 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : No you will stand there and mourn for its passing.
[02:35:58 05/08/10] Kanji : I dunno...
[02:36:08 05/08/10] * Kanji stealthily exits the room with two of the hoes
[02:36:09 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Hoe number 2 stop dry humping the caket!
[02:36:19 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Casket*
[02:37:21 05/08/10] * Kanji comes back into the room 30 minutes later, two exhausted hoes behind him Very Happy
[02:37:39 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Damn fool.
[02:37:46 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox smacks Kanji upside the head
[02:38:08 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now you gotta pay me but more importantly... its a Funeral!
[02:38:37 05/08/10] Kanji : Hey...
[02:38:40 05/08/10] Kanji : They were hot.
[02:38:52 05/08/10] Kanji : It's very difficult to control myself around this many hoes ^.^
[02:39:17 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Well whatever.
[02:39:25 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Get your suit on.
[02:39:44 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox gets his Black Pimping Undertaking Drug Boss Suit on
[02:40:57 05/08/10] * Kanji wears a wal-mart bought suit xD
[02:41:13 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : You wigger.
[02:41:18 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : You mothern tucker.
[02:41:53 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox pulls out his bible
[02:42:19 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh dearly beloved we are gathered here today as Kanji and -
[02:42:26 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh shit wrong passage
[02:42:55 05/08/10] Kanji : Well hold on now
[02:43:02 05/08/10] Kanji : Let's see who I would've ended up with
[02:44:11 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Nah nah nah.
[02:44:21 05/08/10] Kanji : Fine..
[02:44:31 05/08/10] Kanji : Continue >.>
[02:44:48 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : That's for me to know and for you to stop using them tissues
[02:45:06 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : You be killin' trees sportin' your shameful habit!
[02:46:28 05/08/10] Kanji : Now is not the time for this kind of conversation >.>
[02:46:42 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Your right.
[02:47:03 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Dearly beloved we are here today to honor (insert name here)]
[02:47:10 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Psst!-
[02:47:19 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Whats the dude in the Caskets name?
[02:47:32 05/08/10] Kanji : Uh...
[02:47:52 05/08/10] Kanji : That is uh...
[02:47:58 05/08/10] Kanji : George?
[02:48:09 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Right!
[02:48:45 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to honor the passing of George what's-his-face!
[02:49:14 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : May we look upon his short life and muse over his accomplishments and probable ventures!
[02:49:21 05/08/10] Kanji : He was a good man...
[02:50:20 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Will you say a few words while I console his daughters in the back seat of my Cadillac?
[02:50:51 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox leaves bringing the girl into his Cadillac which starts rockin;
[02:52:04 05/08/10] Kanji : Uh...
[02:52:18 05/08/10] Kanji : Well it's sad that he died and all but hey, shit happens.
[02:53:15 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox hollars from the still rockin' Cadillac
[02:53:25 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh Merciful Jebus!
[02:53:27 05/08/10] Kanji : And now... I'm gonna... Close this casket because it's distracting... *kicks casket shut*
[02:54:10 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox comes out of the Cadillac with a cigar in his mouth
[02:54:23 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Stay in the car, girly I'll be back in a flash.
[02:55:12 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now I shall empty the Ceremonial Uzi Clip into the Casket so Georegie boy don't come back as a Zombie.
[02:55:23 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox pull out the Uzi
[02:55:50 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox watches as a lil' altar boy walks boy smokin some weed and hands him the clip
[02:55:56 05/08/10] Kanji : I suppose I'll join in as well but, with a little more class
[02:56:10 05/08/10] * Kanji pulls out a .45 revolver
[02:56:30 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox loads and cocks the Uzi.
[02:56:50 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : On the count of 5 we smoke' Zombie Georges Ass ight?
[02:56:54 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 1
[02:56:55 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 2
[02:56:57 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 3
[02:56:59 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4
[02:57:06 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4 and a quater
[02:57:11 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4 and a half
[02:57:15 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4.9
[02:57:29 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : SAY GOODNIGHT MOTHA FUCKA!
[02:57:33 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 5!
[02:57:37 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox opens fire
[02:57:39 05/08/10] * Kanji fires the revolver into the casket, firing more than 6 bullets somehow.
[02:58:21 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox runs out of bullets after he empties 45 bullets
[02:58:47 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now we burn him to ash's Evidence Eraser style
[02:58:59 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox throws his gun into the casket
[02:59:16 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox gets some kerosine and gasoline from Hoe 1 and 2
[02:59:35 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox gives Kanji the kerosine
[02:59:43 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : We do this together.
[03:00:07 05/08/10] Kanji : Alrighty then
[03:00:08 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox begins to pour the gasoline all over the casket while smoking his cigar
[03:00:47 05/08/10] * Kanji sits down, placing the kerosine next to him and lights himself a cigarette.
[03:01:13 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox steps back for a moment and lets Kanji do his thing
[03:01:49 05/08/10] * Kanji does nothing...
[03:02:12 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox smacks Kanji and holds him at Gun point
[03:02:21 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Bish do what your told!
[03:02:29 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox pistol whips Kanji
[03:02:38 05/08/10] Kanji : >.< OW!
[03:03:22 05/08/10] * Kanji throws the kerosine into the casket and fires his revolver into the can
[03:03:51 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox throws his cigar onto the coffin and runs and hides behind his Cadillac
[03:04:16 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I forget to Mention I put some TNT up in Georges Coffin.
[03:04:24 05/08/10] Kanji : I see...
[03:04:25 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I was trafficking them...
[03:04:31 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : so..
[03:04:42 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox watches as coffin explodes!
[03:04:43 05/08/10] * Kanji walks away calmly, not looking at the explosion therefore looking badass and remaining unnaffected
[03:05:21 05/08/10] Kanji : That's how you do it Very Happy
[03:05:22 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox lets another cigar and does the slow motion walk next to Kanji
[03:05:54 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox lets the smoke escape his lungs and makes it an epic scene
[03:06:27 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox goes back to the Cadillac to finish up.
The End.
Keep Characters
-The Good Doctor Paradoxial Strange a.k.a the Pimping Undertaking Drug Trafficking Priest Doctor
-Kanji a.k.a the fool that got pistol whipped and banged two hoes
-George a.k.a the dude in the casket that got ka-boomed!
-Hoe 1
-Hoe 2
-Georges Daughter a.k.a Freaky Girl
