NARUTO: Explosion Series

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PostSubject: The C-box Ghetto Funeral of George   Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:09 pm

[02:28:51 05/08/10] Kanji : Heya

[02:30:07 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Yol.

[02:30:34 05/08/10] Kanji : How's it going?

[02:31:10 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Good Good.

[02:31:16 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : This place looks Dead.

[02:31:31 05/08/10] Kanji : Yeah... Kinda makes me sad

[02:31:46 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Shall we mourn?

[02:32:02 05/08/10] Kanji : Sure, let us make sweet mourning together >.>

[02:32:13 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Indeed.

[02:32:36 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : This isn't the first time, I, as a Doctor must act like a Priest.

[02:32:48 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Shall it be an Open Casket?

[02:32:59 05/08/10] Kanji : Yes, that would be best.

[02:33:25 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox orders the Casket from his place of work

[02:33:33 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Apprantly...

[02:33:58 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I am a Pimping Undertaking Drug Trafficking Priest Doctor

[02:34:08 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : according to Cailina at least.

[02:34:14 05/08/10] Kanji : Best job ever

[02:34:17 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I have no idea where she got that idea.

[02:34:21 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Indeed.

[02:34:30 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : My wallet is always full.

[02:34:34 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Flowers?

[02:34:34 05/08/10] Kanji : Must have a very awesome work week

[02:34:50 05/08/10] Kanji : Of course flowers >.>

[02:34:59 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Rose's?

[02:35:06 05/08/10] Kanji : Also, maybe some very sexy women... To add some flavor to the area xD

[02:35:18 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh of coarse.

[02:35:25 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox call his Hoes

[02:35:43 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now Hoes you won't be screwin' at the moment.

[02:35:58 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : No you will stand there and mourn for its passing.

[02:35:58 05/08/10] Kanji : I dunno...

[02:36:08 05/08/10] * Kanji stealthily exits the room with two of the hoes

[02:36:09 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Hoe number 2 stop dry humping the caket!

[02:36:19 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Casket*

[02:37:21 05/08/10] * Kanji comes back into the room 30 minutes later, two exhausted hoes behind him Very Happy

[02:37:39 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Damn fool.

[02:37:46 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox smacks Kanji upside the head

[02:38:08 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now you gotta pay me but more importantly... its a Funeral!

[02:38:37 05/08/10] Kanji : Hey...

[02:38:40 05/08/10] Kanji : They were hot.

[02:38:52 05/08/10] Kanji : It's very difficult to control myself around this many hoes ^.^

[02:39:17 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Well whatever.

[02:39:25 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Get your suit on.

[02:39:44 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox gets his Black Pimping Undertaking Drug Boss Suit on

[02:40:57 05/08/10] * Kanji wears a wal-mart bought suit xD

[02:41:13 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : You wigger.

[02:41:18 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : You mothern tucker.

[02:41:53 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox pulls out his bible

[02:42:19 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh dearly beloved we are gathered here today as Kanji and -

[02:42:26 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh shit wrong passage

[02:42:55 05/08/10] Kanji : Well hold on now

[02:43:02 05/08/10] Kanji : Let's see who I would've ended up with

[02:44:11 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Nah nah nah.

[02:44:21 05/08/10] Kanji : Fine..

[02:44:31 05/08/10] Kanji : Continue >.>

[02:44:48 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : That's for me to know and for you to stop using them tissues

[02:45:06 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : You be killin' trees sportin' your shameful habit!

[02:46:28 05/08/10] Kanji : Now is not the time for this kind of conversation >.>

[02:46:42 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Your right.

[02:47:03 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Dearly beloved we are here today to honor (insert name here)]

[02:47:10 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Psst!-

[02:47:19 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Whats the dude in the Caskets name?

[02:47:32 05/08/10] Kanji : Uh...

[02:47:52 05/08/10] Kanji : That is uh...

[02:47:58 05/08/10] Kanji : George?

[02:48:09 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Right!

[02:48:45 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to honor the passing of George what's-his-face!

[02:49:14 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : May we look upon his short life and muse over his accomplishments and probable ventures!

[02:49:21 05/08/10] Kanji : He was a good man...

[02:50:20 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Will you say a few words while I console his daughters in the back seat of my Cadillac?

[02:50:51 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox leaves bringing the girl into his Cadillac which starts rockin;

[02:52:04 05/08/10] Kanji : Uh...

[02:52:18 05/08/10] Kanji : Well it's sad that he died and all but hey, shit happens.

[02:53:15 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox hollars from the still rockin' Cadillac

[02:53:25 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Oh Merciful Jebus!

[02:53:27 05/08/10] Kanji : And now... I'm gonna... Close this casket because it's distracting... *kicks casket shut*

[02:54:10 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox comes out of the Cadillac with a cigar in his mouth

[02:54:23 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Stay in the car, girly I'll be back in a flash.

[02:55:12 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now I shall empty the Ceremonial Uzi Clip into the Casket so Georegie boy don't come back as a Zombie.

[02:55:23 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox pull out the Uzi

[02:55:50 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox watches as a lil' altar boy walks boy smokin some weed and hands him the clip

[02:55:56 05/08/10] Kanji : I suppose I'll join in as well but, with a little more class

[02:56:10 05/08/10] * Kanji pulls out a .45 revolver

[02:56:30 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox loads and cocks the Uzi.

[02:56:50 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : On the count of 5 we smoke' Zombie Georges Ass ight?

[02:56:54 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 1

[02:56:55 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 2

[02:56:57 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 3

[02:56:59 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4

[02:57:06 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4 and a quater

[02:57:11 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4 and a half

[02:57:15 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 4.9

[02:57:29 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : SAY GOODNIGHT MOTHA FUCKA!

[02:57:33 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : 5!

[02:57:37 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox opens fire

[02:57:39 05/08/10] * Kanji fires the revolver into the casket, firing more than 6 bullets somehow.

[02:58:21 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox runs out of bullets after he empties 45 bullets

[02:58:47 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Now we burn him to ash's Evidence Eraser style

[02:58:59 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox throws his gun into the casket

[02:59:16 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox gets some kerosine and gasoline from Hoe 1 and 2

[02:59:35 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox gives Kanji the kerosine

[02:59:43 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : We do this together.

[03:00:07 05/08/10] Kanji : Alrighty then

[03:00:08 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox begins to pour the gasoline all over the casket while smoking his cigar

[03:00:47 05/08/10] * Kanji sits down, placing the kerosine next to him and lights himself a cigarette.

[03:01:13 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox steps back for a moment and lets Kanji do his thing

[03:01:49 05/08/10] * Kanji does nothing...

[03:02:12 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox smacks Kanji and holds him at Gun point

[03:02:21 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : Bish do what your told!

[03:02:29 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox pistol whips Kanji

[03:02:38 05/08/10] Kanji : >.< OW!

[03:03:22 05/08/10] * Kanji throws the kerosine into the casket and fires his revolver into the can

[03:03:51 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox throws his cigar onto the coffin and runs and hides behind his Cadillac

[03:04:16 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I forget to Mention I put some TNT up in Georges Coffin.

[03:04:24 05/08/10] Kanji : I see...

[03:04:25 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : I was trafficking them...

[03:04:31 05/08/10] Docta Paradox : so..

[03:04:42 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox watches as coffin explodes!

[03:04:43 05/08/10] * Kanji walks away calmly, not looking at the explosion therefore looking badass and remaining unnaffected

[03:05:21 05/08/10] Kanji : That's how you do it Very Happy

[03:05:22 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox lets another cigar and does the slow motion walk next to Kanji

[03:05:54 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox lets the smoke escape his lungs and makes it an epic scene

[03:06:27 05/08/10] * Docta Paradox goes back to the Cadillac to finish up.

The End.

Keep Characters

-The Good Doctor Paradoxial Strange a.k.a the Pimping Undertaking Drug Trafficking Priest Doctor

-Kanji a.k.a the fool that got pistol whipped and banged two hoes

-George a.k.a the dude in the casket that got ka-boomed!

-Hoe 1

-Hoe 2

-Georges Daughter a.k.a Freaky Girl
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PostSubject: Re: The C-box Ghetto Funeral of George   Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:26 pm

Damn man... George was the dude... too bad he had to go.

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PostSubject: Re: The C-box Ghetto Funeral of George   Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:27 pm

Indeed but it happens.
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