Corrupt a Wish

granted but i get to be death O.O

I wish for people to stop talking about there horses when mine is so much more badass O.O XD

Granted but your horse dies cause you suck <_<!

I wish for you to stop "XD" after every sentence.

Granted but now i say xD

I wish you would see its not ever sentance i use XD in >.>

Granted, but he goes blind because I just HAPPENED to be throwing leeks while he is near.
I wish it wasn't storming right nao T^T

Granted but it becomes so hot your blood literally boils through your skin.

I wish I knew what was going on here

Granted, but the knowledge does nothing for you and you just leave.

I wish dinner was ready.

Granted, but you must share some with me

I wish that I had an idea of what to wish for

Granted but it was for me to get as many uncorupted wishes i want

I wish for something to make me un bumbed

Granted, but as soon as you start to feel happy Cailina come in and decapitates you with her blades tonfa while saying "There can be only one!"

I wish for a new book

Granted, but the book is about 1000 ways to Kill, Felix. Written by yours truly, and it went into mass production yesterday.

I wish Felix had a new book to burn.

Granted but it also burns you

I wish for more spam

Granted, but it was tainted so you die of food poisoning

I wish for a chicken spaghetti

Granted but it is now made of fish

I wish you would have realized i was talking about SPAM not spam

Granted but he doesn't give a shit either way.

I wish... I wish... for a Boom Stick

Granted, but you have no ammo

I wish for someone to post with

Granted, but that person was a zombie and a total noob.
I wish,... for a wish O.o

Granted but you wished that you could help the homeless and ended up homeless yourself because you gave the homeless your home.

I wish that didnt sound like a rambling

Granted, so it didn't sound like a rambling, it sounded like a death threat.

I wish I worked at S-Mart.

Granted but it burns down mysteriously in the middle of the night and you are the prime suspect for it.

I wish for the best steak in all the world!

Granted, but the cow cousin of the steak, kicked you in the jaw, killing you.

I wish my TF2 connection didn't lag so much.

Granted, but now your internet connection goes out.

I wish for an idea

Granted, but the lightbulb above your head, explodes lighting your hair on fire.

I wish that, Spy wasn't Sappin meh Sentry.

Granted, but now he is sappin you

I wish that something was on TV to watch

Granted, but your TV shatters into a million pieces

I wish it was tomorrow.

Granted, but I am not there so the day seems empty.

I wish it was tomorrow as well