Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it was a Jimmy Buffet Concert and you die from horrible music.

I wish that I didnt have a crick in my neck.

Granted but you have a broken neck and are paralyzed

I wish i didnt have to edit to add a wish

Granted but your computer now blue screens when you add a new wish.

I wish I had something better to do

granted but it is something horrible that no human should go through

I wish for something unwishable

Granted but ou burst into flames as soon as your wish comes into existence.

I wish for a scratch proof CD

granted but it gets corrupted and makes your comp turn into a transformer and kill all humans

I wish for money for every one

Granted, but the money is 1 haypenny and no one gives a fux about that.

I wish for another can of sprite.

Granted but its coke

I wish for soem mtn dew

Granted, but it's Sierra Mist.

I wish for some Water.

Granted but it has miasma in it

I wish that wasnt an inuyasha joke

Granted, it turned into a Sailor Moon joke, so the water had a crystal in it.

I wish that Sailor Moon didn't suck.

Granted but now it is unwatchible

I wish for a new anime thats really good

Granted but it gets canceled after one episode.

I wish for someone to post with.

Granted, but you're stuck posting with me... MUAHAHAHHA

I wish for a good storyline for my Manga.

Granted but it is burned and coruped after wrighting and whiped form your mind

I wish my spelling was better

Granted but now your grammar sucks.

I wish I didnt have to drive my grandparents to the doctor tomorrow, because my grandfather has no short term memory and asks the same question over and over and over and over...what was I saying?

Granted, but you're forced to drive them to a hospital in New York for your failure to respect your elders!

I wish Grey didn't have to drive his grandparents to the doctor tomorrow ^_^

Granted but I make a House Call

I wish I had flying fire monkeys that I could control.

Granted but the throw flaming monkey crap at you constantly.

I wish the doc's license would get revoked

Granted but it is reinstated after a minute because they feared the Doc's wrath so much.

I wish for a new set of Silver Syringes!

Granted but the silver is not stainless and rust after one washing, and you trip and impale yourself with them.

I wish I had 10 dollars.

Granted but it is invested in BP stocks.

I wish to for a jutsu that would make the Rinnengan look like the Thousand Years of Death

Granted, but you can't use the jutsu, because you suck.

I wish for a sad song to play.

Granted but it so sad your speakers explode

I wish for Vida to cheer up

Granted, but she was never sad to begin with, so you explode

I wish I could hold my breath for hours!