The Snack Machine of Doom!

So here are the rules, you react to the persons post above you and put something in as well. Here's an example.

Poster A
*Throws a bowling ball into the machine and ducks*

Poster B
Candy shoots out.
*Eats candy*
*Puts a dollar in*

Poster C
*Giant doll comes out and shoorts lasers everywhere*
*Puts a slice of pizza in*

You can see that poster A was the first poster so he had nothing to react to. However the other posters made some random reacts and stuffed random things in. Here we go!
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*Garovo kicks the machine and stuffs a pencil sharpener in*

*Pencil sharpener fires an armada of pencils after being jammed, causing a portion of the candy machine to crack open*

*Sticks a mutilated corpse into the candy machine*

*out pops a zune player*

*throws it back in and yells "DAMN IT I WANT AN IPOD LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD"*

Out Comes Pineapple Juice

Puts in Dr Tran

*Out comes Dr. Octogonopus and he BLAAAAHS you*
*Puts in a CD* WORK YOU FIEND!

*out pops an ambulance*
*throws in a person missing an arm and hides the arm in the bushes O.O*

Out comes the Doctor dressed up as a bloody Batman.

*Puts in a Quaker*

Out pops an angry Ferret O_O

*puts in a finger....not mine*

*out pops a fish stick*

*throws it back in and goes to get chiken fingers*

*out pops a dead cat*

*puts it and a used litterbox bag in*

*out pops a roasted soemtihng O.o*

*thorws in the bones when he relised what he has eten he barfs into the it*